Sun Serpent (Plot)

Plot Details
"Sun Serpent"
Time Period:	241005.02 - Ongoing
Involved Ships:	USS Charon
Involved Planets:
Previous Plot:	Lux Et Veritas(Plot)
Succeeding Plot:	Unknown

Left with the bitter taste of defeat after the Romulan forces under Vaek'Riov tr`Sahen's command managed to secure Temep`Shar and tow the badly damaged Vulcan ship away, Captain Rehu decides to set a course for home.

A startling discovery picked up on long range sensors however manages to lift the crew's spirits and serves as a reminder that Charon is first and foremost a science vessel - practically right under the Starfleet ship's nose a rare and splendid event is about to take place. But even as Charon coasts towards the unfolding supernova, strange readings begin to take shape and one by one, the telepaths among the crew appear in sickbay with a variety of inexplicable symptoms.

Synopsis

241005.08 Plot Notes

• Lhaetan tr`Valkar’s midday meal is interrupted by a call from home, following the recent inquiries the young Tal’Diann officer made concerning Shiarrael t`Rehu. Apparently, the good Captain is trouble (there really are people who don’t know that yet?). Still, Lhaetan’s curiosity overrides both his older brother’s concern and the quite direct order to back off. This should get interesting …

• In an effort to improve her mood and stop thinking about doing physical harm to a number of Vulcans, Shiarrael enjoys a lovely Klingon program in the holodeck where she can kill some interesting creatures instead. Turns out the poor Captain can’t even mutilate clawed beasts without being interrupted – this time, a most excited scientist summons the CO to stellar cartography. After leaving a trace of mud through Charon’s corridors, Shiarrael learns that there is a star about to go supernova and we are in the neighborhood. Put the champagne on ice, ladies and gents (and assorted others). The fireworks will be … well, stellar.

Back Logs:

• The assault on the mysterious stronghold at D’aisenn begins with Marines doing what they do best – wreak an extraordinary amount of havoc. Using the distraction to gain access to what Ramius already identified as the entrance to an underground complex, the infiltration team’s first surprise encounter is with an irritable mercenary who mistakes Taverain for a hired gun. Unfazed by this small obstacle the officers move on, only to find themselves in a vast underground complex of alien design that confirms dire suspicions – abductees used as forced labor. But it is the discovery of inconspicuous cargo crates with a familiar logo that leads Ramius to nearly blow the proverbial gasket – NeoDyne. Should have seen that one coming. An even bigger surprise is still waiting for the squad when they detect an alien structure partially freed from the ice and promptly watch their leader vanishing into it. What is it with those fighter pilots always sticking their literal noses into things?

• Following both the aforementioned nose and lights that suddenly spring up in response to his presence, Taverain begins to explore the mysterious alien complex but in a rare display of healthy caution the good Captain returns to his worried and astonished comrades. Unfortunately their retreat is thwarted by an ambush and despite their heroic efforts the team is captured by NeoDyne forces – though not before getting themselves covered in stinking mud up to their ears and bringing down half the cavern’s roof.

• Oberic Sierra receives an unexpected but warm welcome from a happy AI who introduces herself with a PADD in tow, containing everything an intelligence officer’s heart may desire. Safe to say Savant and the El-Aurian hit it off immediately and one may assume this to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or a great deal of mischief anyways.

• And speaking of mischief - upon returning to Charon after their small comet chasing excursion the little Vulcan performs a most logical maneuver by annoying the ground crew and proving a point at the same time. Of course her marine also receives a small lesson in abject terror but Brent Warren can be counted upon to follow his own logic and exact revenge in fascinating and unexpected ways. Well, at least he waits until after dinner.

• Although being welcomed onboard by a Vulcan of all things is not precisely on top of Natasha Segurev’s ‘Must have’ list, the two women nonetheless manage to get along just fine. Even when LtCmdr Sakarra offers her the Chief of Communications job before Natasha so much as had a chance to unpack, the half-Andorian is hardly fazed and accepts after learning that the department is far from a rose garden of delight (sic!). Same garden receives a thorough shake up in short order as the Lieutenant familiarizes herself with the available personnel and hands out assignments as well as digs a bit into what happened before her arrival. Well, she’s feeding her people in the process so it should all work out fine.

• Savant has a most interesting but unfortunately invisible since internal debate concerning how to proceed with the meddling T'Pelar before paying a visit to a dear acquaintance – Brent Warren, aka the marine who must not find out his little Vulcan is up to no good. And of course the good AI can’t help but play matchmaker yet again. Who would have thought Savant is really a hopeless romantic?

241005.15 Plot Notes

• LtCmdr Sakarra returns to her quarters to find an unexpected guest is already waiting for her – the resourceful Voran has ‘excused himself’ from the latest “I love Lucy” episode in the holodeck to confirm his suspicions – it is indeed the Vaek’Riov tr`Sahen who made off with Temep`Shar but at least the Valit installed by his agency has escaped.

• Pulling another all-nighter in true Vulcan fashion, Ensign Skon is cheerfully (alright, appreciatively) going over senor logs and unraveling the mysteries of space one thread at a time when a message from stellar cartography arrives. Well, who needs tea anyways.

• Having enjoyed a quiet few days of settling in, Lhaetan tr`Valkar is finally confronted with the inevitable – a bad mannered person looking to rattle the newcomer. If nothing else, the ensuing brawl which ends with a decisive 1-0 for Lhaetan, earns him the right to finish reading his book in peace.

• Following the old adage that if there’s no imminent fighting in sight a marine is best served by finding a bar, a drink and pleasant company to stay out of everyone’s way (and trouble), Brent Warren swiftly secures the former and patiently awaits the latter. Before Sakarra can make her way to Eris Deck however, two inquisitive V’Ket join the good marine for a cup of tea.

Back Logs:

• Once more getting stuck with an intelligence officer, Shiarrael puts on her best “I’ll be nice – for now” face and Oberic Sierra manages to report for duty without any major incident.

• Sitting not by the dock of the bay but rather a river on her homeworld, Aerv t'Jaihen tries to alleviate her family’s misgivings about her orders (what is a ‘Charon’ anyways) while securing some food at the same time. Talk about multitasking.

• It’s just another day at the office for the Comm officer – until a message sent through alternate networks by Charon’s resident ‘spook’ catches the vigilant half-Andorian’s eye. Mistrustful by default, Natasha nonetheless decides to let this little bit of rudeness slide for the moment but it’s a safe bet the intelligence officer is officially on her ‘not good side’ list.

241005.22 Plot Notes

• Paul Jennings decides to pay his old friend David King a visit and finds the good doctor sitting quietly in dark quarters, contemplating a more peaceful future. Though relieved to hear that his fiancée Aubrey is recovering well from surgery, King cannot help but realize that zipping around the galaxy in this manner has lost its appeal for him.

• The Valit which escaped Temep`Shar before the ship was captured by Romulan forces reaches Vulcan at last and with it the news of Charon’s misfortune. Though no one can yet predict the possible repercussions and the majority of the planet remains unaware of what happened, a V’Shar agent and two matriarchs prepare to quietly pick up the pieces.

• Frustrated and as dismayed by their recent tumultuous encounter with the Romulans and the mystery surrounding Temep`Shar as the rest of the crew, Ian Lamont’s day is not getting any better when all his inquiries regarding T'Pelar and her associates end in failure. With assistance of a bottle of Romulan Ale, the good ambassador starts a little genealogy project and has Charon’ computer run hot searching for possible Vulcans in his family tree, promptly attracting the attention of Savant who slips into doctor mode after gently chiding Ian for causing her the virtual equivalent of his hangover.

• A Marine and three Vulcans make for an interesting dinner party in Eris Deck. While the new arrivals still puzzle over the strange ship they ended up on and the meaning of paper umbrellas in combination with alcoholic beverages, Brent Warren proves a gracious host by providing drinks.

• Shiarrael pays a call to an old friend – Commander turned ambassador Ceer who has remained on Lyrila and is quite delighted to hear that Charon will stop by for a visit though less thrilled to learn about recent events. The El-Aurian’s friendly advice concerning Starfleet not taking too kindly to Vulcans floating in space is cut short by radiation from the star’s vicinity interfering with communications and the Captain decides to call it a day for now. But Shia can’t seem to catch a break, evident by her near plummeting then choking to death incident in the turbolift, courtesy of a skillful sabotage. Yep, we still have bad guys on board.

• Condemned to endless reruns of “I love Lucy” in the holodeck, the Vulcan delegation makes the best of a weird situation and debates funny human antics and ancient vehicles. All but T'Pelar that is, who obviously has no taste for well meant education efforts and finds herself whisked away by an AI bent on revenge. Creative as ever, Savant takes the meaning of deception and payback to all new levels by letting the despised councilwoman live through a simulation of all her plans going right at last before turning the scenario into a nightmare. If the fact that messing with an anthill is a bad idea has not been made clear before – it has now.

• Since she’s perfectly capable of multitasking, Savant also brings another plan to fruition, this one involving a closer study of the funny organic beings inhabiting the ship with her. To that end, an android is constructed and sent out to wander among the ‘animals’ – this ought to be interesting.

Back Logs:

• Battered but not beaten (hey, even bloodied those cats are defiant), Tav Ramius and his cohort are taken into the strange alien structure where an old nemesis awaits them – unfortunately, Merikai is only present via comm link and a screen. After changing the traditional insults and threats, Merikai at last resorts to randomly killing the Captain’s Marines and finally civilians in order to enlist Taverain’s help with his mad scheme of creating super-humans. Bested by NeoDyne’s infernal mechanized soldiers and fully aware that Merikai is prepared to continue killing without remorse, Ramius makes the bitterest decision of his life – concede defeat and agree to aid his despised enemy. Divine intervention would be a really nice thing about now.

241005.29 Plot Notes

• Oberic Sierra and Savant gear up for a little clandestine mission and the good AI surprises the intelligence officer with her newest android – pointy ears and a deadpan expression that throws even an El-Aurian for a loop. It’s a safe bet this one will raise quite a few brows in the future.

• The old axiom “Vulcans don’t dance” is proven wrong at last when some of the crew decide to throw an impromptu ‘Hooray We Are Still Alive’ party on Eris Deck and Brent Warren manages to coax Sakarra onto the dance floor. Romance turns into mayhem (how else?) when an enthusiastic Caitian Ensign accidentally causes a small fire and several buckets of ice water are added to the mix and unsuspecting party guests. Not that such little mishaps really disturb this crew. Play it again, Sam.

• A headache (no, not a hangover, though one could suspect) prompts LtCmdr Sakarra to pay a reluctant visit to sickbay where Doctor King is busy getting his department up to par. Though a bit puzzled by the unusual occurrence, David manages to relieve the Vulcan’s symptoms and extracts a promise to ‘take it easy’. But before his patient is even out the door another telepath clutching her head arrives. Let’s call it coincidence for now.

Back Logs:

• Following a small incident involving a Captain’s daughter, a ready room desk and subsequently an escape pod, Waqas Jilani is in for another lecture from his mentor Sarkal. Though the Lieutenant has a valid point in his defense, aforementioned CO has already signed the transfer orders to Charon (yes, another gloomy name. No, Shia wouldn’t go for USS Candy). On the bright side, it might be an adventure. I wouldn’t count on the ‘no pointy eared authority figures’ though. Godspeed, Mr Jilani.

241006.05 Plot Notes

• Lhaetan tr`Valkar enjoys a quiet evening in his quarters, ruminating over the massive amount of gossip a keen listener can pick up about a certain Ael’Riov turned Starfleet Captain. The next morning brings not gossip, but solid news regarding Charon of all ships – and a puzzling course change. A science ship interested in a supernova. Yes, Federations are funny like that (now watch Romulan scientists grumble and wonder where they can sign up).

• Unencumbered by the aftereffects of just a little too much moonshine, Nils Olafsson and his trusted Caitian friend confer with engineer Lucia how to cancel out the interference effects of the star about to go nova. Not that anyone’s sure the radiation really does come from the star, and by the way why is Marcello delivering telepaths to sickbay and coffee to the scientists?

• Ambassador Lamont battles the aftereffects of his rendezvous with potent Romulan Ale – Eris Deck and lots of black coffee are commonly held to at least give one a feeling of having company in one’s misery – and encounters another Romulan health hazard upon returning to his quarters. The mercenary who escaped confinement in the brig (damn, why do we even bother with those cells? Maybe Shia is on to something with her airlock approach) attempts to complete his assignment but is thwarted by Savant’s timely intervention. Yes, she can be a very smug AI. No, Ian is not a happy camper.

• Below decks the Marine commander engages in the time-honored ritual of cleaning his rifle to overcome the irritation of certain mishaps during the last mission. Things not going boom when they should have can put a dent in everyone’s day, right? And one can hope his injured men in sickbay will refrain from chasing nurses around biobeds this time.

Back Logs:

• Ensign Skon makes his way to Stellar Cartography only to find a mightily fascinated other Vulcan already present and listening to excited scientist attempting to brief her. To his genuine surprise, Sakarra proceeds to offer him not only a well earned promotion but the department head position –after all, who better to bring at least organized disorder to cheerful chaos?

• Charon’s new counselor arrives on board and immediately sets out to improve a pretty transporter chief’s morale, however his tribble Kahless sets off the transport filters and brings down the wrath of security on his assorted luggage. The ensuing ‘find the tribble’ party and holoprogram trivia is interrupted by the Vulcan’s arrival, but Waqas Jilani appears to take the sudden appearance of pointy ears in stride. After all, LtCmdr Sakarra seems willing to extend the same long leash which the marines and pilots already enjoy. Who knows, this gloomy named ship might actually turn out to be … fun.

241006.12 Plot Notes

• A positively giddy AI reshuffles and rearranges her metaphorical furniture, clearing processing buffers, fussing over calibrations and getting her home ready for the big party. Determined not to miss a nano-second of the unfolding supernova, Savant is an unseen whirlwind racing through the ship. If anyone notices odd grinning faces on computer panels, please don’t worry. She might just be getting carried away a bit.

• Multitasking as always, the Chief of Operation also manages to find time for her hobby of ‘Social Experimentation’, aka haunting Eris Deck. This time, Savant spots the marine commander engaged in a puzzling game called ‘Break spoon, then throw’. Apparently, Brent Warren considers ballistic metal a fair equivalent of a tap on the shoulder and a friendly reminder to his marines to stay off the booze – at least if you just walked out of sickbay. During a conversation involving work, vacation spots and the upcoming supernova, Savant gets to add interesting facts to the marine’s personality profile while the Lieutenant learns about stellar phenomena.

• Ambassador Lamont finds himself bored and suffering from what seems to be a hangover, not to mention the feeling of being a bit useless while his colleagues back home celebrate their successes. Since he hasn’t gotten into trouble since yesterday, Ian decides to visit the bridge where LtCmdr Sakarra is minding the store (well, postpone Shia/Lamont round XII for now). To the good ambassador’s delight, the Vulcan proves affable as ever and brings him up to speed on current events, including the underground operation involving illegal alcoholic beverages, before he is subtly persuaded to see about the sudden influx of telepaths in sickbay. If by chance his own headaches will be looked at … well, all the better

• Charon arrives at her destination but it becomes obvious the unfolding supernova has caught someone else’s attention, too – a serpent-creature’s to be precise. While Aerv t'Jaihen's tactical sensors can make as little sense of the unexpected visitor as the scientific scans, the crew is now confounded with a mystery on top of stellar fireworks. Mazel Tov.

• A V’Shar deep undercover agent on ch’Rihan encounters an occupational hazard – uncertainty where your own identity is concerned in combination with conflicting loyalties make for a horrible distraction indeed. If you’ve just sent a message to your employers after years of living quite peacefully, maybe market day isn’t the ideal place to take your nervous energy.

241006.19 Plot Notes

• Charon’s JAG afloat is spending some quiet time in Eris Deck but soon realizes she is not the only one experiencing inexplicable headaches. But even with an El-Aurian’s honed senses, there is nothing solid to go on – only an odd feeling of déjà-vu.

• Unwilling to deal with the perceived glacial speeds of Charon’s sensors, Savant turns to the tried and tested method of ‘work with what you have’. And since the resourceful AI has a knack for compiling info to be fed to organics in comprehensive pieces, command not only finds a briefing package with a red ribbon on top, but the marines have a whole new scenario to play with. Clear the holodeck, the knights are out to slay the dragon. “Chrysopelea Megalastridae” if anyone wonders. And no, we still haven’t got a clue if it’s a bio-engineered ship or a lifeform, sentient or out to find lunch.

• Counselor Jilani deals with a homesick Cadet in his usual unorthodox fashion, prescribing drinks and getting out of his hair as a remedy for what he classifies as ‘normal emotions’ when a star is about to expire in violent fashion. Though the XO would like to add one caveat – pinching a Vulcan’s .. behind may be a fun idea, but could have exciting consequences. Then again, perhaps Jilani is counting on that.

• Somewhere deep within the ship’s darkest recesses, the third generation of what is dubbed ‘Charon’s very own liquor producing still’ is beginning to take shape. Having secured the pilots a decisive advantage by enlisting the aid of an engineer, Leon Athalla sees a bit of a problem creep up when said officer seems to suffer from an acute case of cold feet. Picking a fight more for the principle of the matter than out of genuine frustration, the good pilot sends the ‘chicken’ engineer limping away right before his Plan B arrives in form of an Ensign carrying the last part that shall bring the ‘monster’ to life. Ladies and gents, raise your glasses. We’re back in business.

• Practical as ever, Waqas Jilani relocates to the holodeck and a pleasant beach to take care of the tedious paperwork. To the good counselor’s delight, one object of professional interest actually decides to drop in for an unscheduled visit, charmingly attired to suit the location. Though unsure how one would cheer up a computer or conduct a psych evaluation of one for that matter, Jilani learns enough about Savant to decide he does not want her to be his patient. Instead, he’d much rather have dinner with the fascinating and unique female. It’s anyone’s guess if Savant is as flustered as she seems, but the ever cheerful AI agrees readily enough. More … personal contact however is postponed for now.

• Science lab five becomes the scene of a debate between a coffee-deprived exobiologist and a confused Trill who attempt to compile a report on the mysterious serpent entity that shares the star’s vicinity with Charon. With a virtual hand lent by Savant the scientists at least arrive at the conclusion that our ‘Dragon’ has once been a dragonling and Savant’s assessment of the star being a food or energy source is confirmed when the serpent unfurls massive wings.

• The V’Shar agent on Romulus returns to her dwelling only to find another agent managed to leave a message with her. It contains little more than confirmation that her warning about Temep`Shar has been received, and ‘Teillh’ is forced to wonder who would move so freely and unmolested by the Tal’Shiar’s all seeing eyes – especially since she suspects she had already attracted their less than benevolent attention. As does said other agent who spends an evening in charming company before deciding he should attempt an extraction – too late, as it turns out.

Back Logs:

• Having been forced to cooperate with the sinister Alistair Merikai, Tav Ramius finds out at last why the alien complex NeoDyne managed to unearth reacted to him in such peculiar ways. But even though the technology in what appears to be a command center greets him with the words ‘Welcome home’, the good Captain falls unconscious after the screens surrounding them activate. Perhaps fortunate for Akina and the remaining marines, Merikai decides they may still be of use and orders them to be confined.

• Waqas Jilani and his faithful tribble come up against a case which thus far has driven a good amount of counselors to despair. By now it’s hardly a surprise that Jilani should employ unorthodox methods, but giving the Andorian security officer who was injured and disfigured in the line of duty the choice between leaving fleet and training with the marines seems a tad cruel. Less cruel though than having her dragged to meet her husband (whom she’s been successfully avoiding for years) in Eris Deck, wearing a lovely but rather revealing dress. Still, you can’t argue with success, let alone romance. There’s two people who won’t petition to keelhaul the counselor any time soon. Attaboy!

241006.26 Plot Notes

• Aerv t'Jaihen follows the good old adage “Hope for the best but prepare for the worst”, kicking a slightly unfocused crew into gear (okay, so, they ARE a bit disorganized and running in circles. What did you expect? Here there be real Dragons!). Still, probes on one hand and torpedoes on the other are a good thing to have.

• Sickbay quickly turns into purgatory for any medical personnel on duty when more and more telepaths arrive – all experiencing migraines that seem to have no discernible cause. A harried doctor Ariyanuntaka decided to call for reinforcements and orders a battery of tests. Good hunting!

• Counselor Jilani arrives on the bridge, followed by a mildly disgruntled Ian Lamont who has managed to escape the clutches of worried medical staff – but not after being poked and prodded rather extensively. The officers find themselves in the happy position of advising a Vulcan on how to charm a space snake – or establish any kind of communications for that matter. Not quite convinced that either flutes or painting Charon as a giant hors d'œuvre are logical approaches, LtCmdr Sakarra settles for a shuttle mission to learn more about the mysterious creature. Naturally, the good counselor cannot help a bit of insouciance before volunteering for the mission. Considering that Ian will be stuck with the ‘other’ Dragon on the bridge, maybe not so unwise a choice.

• Shiarrael t`Rehu escapes her keepers in sickbay (what a surprise), having decided that a few bumps and bruises are not worth fussing over. Trailed by a mildly bemused Sajel who had merely planned to check on his injured crewmates, the Captain asks about the Temep`Shar and what is likely to happen to T'Pelar who caused the entire predicament. Though the V’Ket’s answers seem to hardly satisfy the angry CO, at least she ends up with an invitation to a small sparring session. All hands, general quarters. Shia on the loose.

• The good counselor is waylaid by an upset Andorian while getting ready for the away mission and in his usual charming manner coaxes the Lieutenant into delivering a flute to the XO (yes, a snakeskin bikini would have earned you a Look. Probably). While Jilani is unwilling to accept advice concerning Vulcans, Dragons or relationships from a patient, he is at least gracious about it. Well, mostly.

• A decidedly unhappy Shenn modifies the shuttle “Hurst”, assisted by ever cheerful M'Riarr and the intrepid engineers Lucia and Marcello. The whole endeavor naturally involves a few mishaps, but in the end even the fighter escort is ready to go before the Vulcan even sets foot on the flight deck.

• Having escaped the brig with the unexpected help of an ensorcelled and resourceful friend (well, there’s one Ian hasn’t tried yet), Nimue Andraste finds herself on the William Hurst as an observer (sort of. Unofficially. Don’t tell anyone). Of course the helm officer has no problem charming Waqas Jilani into asking no questions – or at least none she does not want to answer – and the group heads out to meet the dragon in due time. Unfortunately, patient scanning and waiting elicits no reaction whatsoever from the serpent creature, and it is not until Jilani orders to proceed that things get … lively. To be precise, a swarm of baby dragons appears quite suddenly and decides the strangers to be worthy of a closer look. Too close in case of the poor shuttle when an accidental collision severely damages the “Hurst” and leaves the good counselor badly injured.

Back Logs:

• Stuck in a makeshift prison in the NeoDyne mining facilities, Akina and the two remaining marines are left to ponder their fate and worry about the still unconscious Captain Ramius. However, instead of the expected executioner a most welcome unexpected visitor arrives – the venerable Father Dakota, carrying a stash of weapons and disguises, as well as some medication for Ramius. Faith is becoming an interesting concept for sure.

• On the planet Hadallion Nitka Korialis wakes to find she is now in fact Nitka Zar after the symbiont has been rescued from its dying host. Understandably hung over and not exactly at her best, Nitka nonetheless insists on attempting to rescue the other cadets still in danger. Hardly unexpected, even the doctor and his objections have little sway with the determined Trill.

• Why did the pilot cross the road and smack peace officers over the head while dangling upside down in a tree? Such and other mysteries are presented to Aerv tr`Ahalaen after a puzzling call from a Federation diplomat sets him on the trail of one Nimue Andraste who appears to have a tendency to ‘fly around’ and get into all manners of trouble. In this case, obstructing the law on behalf of an unfortunate individual, throwing the Ahalaen household into charming disarray and participating in the exceedingly dangerous race called “Kevratas Run”. Enchanted by the little pilot’s cheerful, innocent and playful nature, the ambassador accompanies Nimue to the not so official event which ends with the “Hateful Chastity” making second place – after a few exciting incidents no less. One may safely assume the Ahalaen family will remember their unlikely friend for a long time.

Memorable Quotes

241005.08 Quotes

• “You'll find the Captain in her ready room, though I would wait at least a half an hour. She's normally a little grumpy this time of morning.”

(Savant – ah, the fine art of euphemisms.)

• At least it wasn't like the Klingons, where assassination was the key to advancement.

(Natasha Segurev – no, on this ship assassins work for fun.)

• “Ah…I was told by the brass to make sure I cleaned up your messes sir.”

(Shia’s yeoman aka poor sod – as long it’s just mud you’re in the clear I s’pose.)

241005.15 Quotes

• “You will find that authority does not get one very far in the comfort of a brig cell. I’m sure Ambassador Lamont can attest to this.”

(Shia – attest? He could write a blasted book!)

• “Hvai'mos Miral, you've tortured me long enough. Hand over that fish!”

(Aerv t'Jaihen – the woman knows her priorities.)

• “Forgive me, rekkhai, but had I seen a superior I would have made it known.”

(Lhaetan tr`Valkar – how to pick a fight with a Romulan)

241005.22 Quotes

• “You know, Starfleet doesn’t require the vow of poverty most like to spread around. They do let you own…things.”

(Paul Jennings – Now he tells me.)

• “Maybe you could think of it as your genealogy project giving me a hang-over.”

(Savant – Misery loves company?)

• “If Shiarrael t`Rehu was put in command to avoid tension there was either a grave oversight on the part of Starfleet or unwarranted optimism. The Captain is rather … straightforward in her manners.”

(Sakarra – translation: Give airlocks a wide berth)

• “I believe it is referred to as a ‘sweet transportation’.”

“It is constructed of carbohydrates?”

(Voran and a random puzzled pointy ear – well, if it’s a pink Cadillac …)

241005.29 Quotes

• “… is it customary to set beverages and … a cake on fire?”

(The little Vulcan – only if you don’t mind that the lounge is next.)

• “Are you propositioning me, Sir?”

(Savant – why, he’d never. Be less than direct that is.)

• “I was busy orbiting the moon in an escape pod.”

“Ah.”

“What?”

“The rare valid point.”

(Waqas Jilani and Sarkal – indeed.)

241006.05 Quotes

• “Wait. You do have illegal substances with you?”

“Plenty. I’m frankly surprised it is taking these blokes so long to find the stuff.”

(Counselor Jilani and Maria – yes, all medicinal. Even the … uh, interesting holodeck programs.)

• “How is Merl?”

“Hanging over biobed in sickbay now.”

“You know Marrcello, they should really give you a rrraise.”

“Grazie, signorina. But am tall enough.”

(M'Riarr and Marcello – language barrier plus hangovers equal … never mind.)

• “SAVANT! The ASSASSIN!”

“Oh, yes. Of course, where are my manners.”

(Ian and Savant – just another day at the office.)

241006.12 Quotes

• Just like children. You leave them alone they will put their fingers into a wall socket.

(Brent Warren – yep, that sums up marines in need of a drink. Quite nicely.)

• “Yeah, there's a very good chance we'll get away with time to spare. Wear your sunglasses."

(Savant – supernova in a nutshell.)

• He needed to work on a tan, but extra crispy wasn’t exactly the look he had in mind.

(Ian Lamont – Sunglasses. SPF 2500. You’ll be fine.)

241006.19 Quotes

• “Are you tired?”

“Um…no, Sir.”

“Then I don’t see any reason why you should get to lie down.”

(Waqas Jilani – Beware! Territorial counselor.)

• “If the first batch of rotgut is as good as the master chefs up there claim it will be then I expect none of us will remember our names much less anything else.”

(Leon Athalla – I’ll drink to that!)

• “This might be a good time for your psyche evaluation. In fact, all psyche evaluations should be in swimwear from now on. It will make them bearable for me.”

(Counselor Jilani – oh, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Mr Tisdale’s hibiscus pattern shorts)

• “I’m no zookeeper. But if that big baby is scared of us little fleas it needs counseling.”

“Size isn’t everything, Robert.”

“That myth never dies, does it …”

(Robert Tisdale and Vara – Scientists in their natural habitat)

Plot Logs (External Links)

• Sun Serpent Plot Prelude

Plot Sim Reports (External Links)

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 1

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 2

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 3

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 4

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 5

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 6

• Sun Serpent Sim Report 7